Apple's Surprise and Shine event is still Wednesday. [1] MacRumors filed how to watch. [1] CBS filed Ternus and a rumored foldable. [2] Tuesday is the eve. An invite is not an unveil. Print tomorrow. Do not print a $1,999 Duo as already on stage.

This paper printed Ternus as CEO, keynote not today Monday. Tuesday the runway is still not a stage. Leave the sticker and the hinge slogan to Wednesday. A watch guide is not a teardown.

Print tomorrow. Tuesday is not a Duo unveil. A how-to-watch file is still an eve, not a SKU table. Leave Wednesday's sticker to Wednesday. Print tomorrow as the named Tuesday hold. Surprise and Shine is still Wednesday's stage. Print the eve, not a hinge slogan.

Eve coverage is the thinnest kind: how-to-watch files and start-time speculation. The sticker and the hinge wait one more sleep. Tuesday previews; Wednesday unveils.

Thinnest coverage precedes thickest; eve files set up unveil files. Tuesday sets up. Wednesday delivers.

One more sleep is the whole file; Tuesday sleeps. Sleep precedes the sticker. Wednesday owns Surprise and Shine.

How-to-watch files and start-time speculation. Tuesday previews; Wednesday unveils. Surprise and Shine wait one night.

How-to-watch copy does not start Apple's keynote. Ternus is still the name on tomorrow's stage, not a SKU table. A rumored foldable stays rumored until Wednesday's stream. Surprise and Shine has not begun yet.
How-to-watch copy does not start Apple's keynote. Surprise and Shine has not begun yet. A rumored foldable waits one night.

How-to-watch copy does not start Apple's keynote. Surprise and Shine has not begun yet. A rumored foldable waits one night.

-- THEO KAPLAN, San Francisco