Apple's Surprise and Shine event is still Wednesday. [1] MacRumors filed how to watch. [1] CBS filed Ternus and a rumored foldable. [2] Tuesday is the eve. An invite is not an unveil. Print tomorrow. Do not print a $1,999 Duo as already on stage.

This paper printed Ternus as CEO, keynote not today Monday. Tuesday the runway is still not a stage. Leave the sticker and the hinge slogan to Wednesday. A watch guide is not a teardown.

Print tomorrow. Tuesday is not a Duo unveil. A how-to-watch file is still an eve, not a SKU table. Leave Wednesday's sticker to Wednesday. Print tomorrow as the named Tuesday hold. Surprise and Shine is still Wednesday's stage. Print the eve, not a hinge slogan.

-- THEO KAPLAN, San Francisco