India Today filed X asking whether you need two jobs to afford iPhone Duo, with memes splitting excitement and price shock. [1] This paper already printed the $1,999 hands-on. A joke is not a carrier drop. Print the split. Do not print in-pocket.

Kidney jokes are a price sentence, not a teardown. October remains the shelf month. Tom's Guide nailing a crease does not cancel the sticker. Print memes as reaction copy. Leave a named ship-today notice to the edition that owns a named ship-today notice.

Print excitement. Print sticker shock. Two-jobs jokes remain reaction copy, not a carrier drop and not October brought forward.
Thursday is not a pocket day and not a kidney-for-phone verdict on this culture desk.

-- CAMILLE BEAUMONT, Los Angeles