Apple unveiled iPhone Duo with October shelves. [1] This paper already printed October on this page. Thursday is not a ship day. An unveiling is not a delivery. A nailed crease is not a carrier drop. Print not shipping. Do not print in-pocket.

Hands-on copy and meme storms do not move the calendar. Leave a named ship-today notice to the edition that owns a named ship-today notice.

Print not shipping. Cupertino keeps its word from the earlier filing, on this Thursday technology desk.
A nailed crease is still not a carrier drop, and memes are still not October brought forward.
No Thursday ship-today notice is in the Apple stack.
Thursday is not a pocket day on this San Francisco technology desk.

October already named the shelves.
Nailed creases and memes fill the gap between unveiling and arrival. October is weeks away. Thursday's Duo exists in reviews, not pockets.

Review units circulate; retail units don't. Thursday's Duo lives in reviewers' hands. Pockets wait for October.

October pockets wait; Thursday's Duo lives in reviewers' hands. Nailed creases fill the gap. Retail units don't circulate.

Thursday's Duo lives in reviewers' hands. October already named the shelves. Pockets wait.

iPhone Duo is still an October shelf, not a Thursday pocket. A crease that reviewers cannot feel does not put glass on a carrier. Hands-on units are review hardware. San Francisco will not print a ship-today notice.
Hands-on units are review hardware. Pockets wait. October still named the shelves.

Hands-on units are review hardware. Pockets wait. Thursday's Duo file is still October, not a pocket.

October still named the shelves. Hands-on units are review hardware. Thursday's Duo file still names October shelves, not a pocket.

-- THEO KAPLAN, San Francisco