Apple unveiled iPhone Duo with October shelves. [1] This paper already printed October on this page. Thursday is not a ship day. An unveiling is not a delivery. A nailed crease is not a carrier drop. Print not shipping. Do not print in-pocket.

Hands-on copy and meme storms do not move the calendar. Leave a named ship-today notice to the edition that owns a named ship-today notice.

Print not shipping. Not shipping remains the only honest Cupertino word on this Thursday technology desk.
A nailed crease is still not a carrier drop, and memes are still not October brought forward.
No Thursday ship-today notice is in the Apple stack.
Thursday is not a pocket day on this San Francisco technology desk.

October already named the shelves.
-- THEO KAPLAN, San Francisco