Kauai marked Iniki's 34th anniversary on Friday while restoring after Lowell. [1] This paper printed a calendar rhyme, not a survey. Saturday's 76 percent is Lowell, not Iniki. [2] A calendar date is not an impact study. Print the calendar as Friday's. Do not print a new storm. No new Iniki survey is in Saturday's island copy. This edition will not invent a landfall to fill a quiet Saturday.

Saturday recap that treats Iniki as Lowell is the error this brief exists to block.
Print Friday's calendar. Saturday is not Iniki's landfall.
A 34th anniversary remains a calendar rhyme on this desk.
Saturday is not 1992.

Lowell already owns Saturday's 76 percent.
1992 is not Lowell.
The calendar remains Friday's.
-- DARA OSEI, London