This paper has been printing NCHS as unprinted through the catch-up week. [1] Saturday has no new vital-statistics book in fetched copy. Unprinted is not released. A quiet statistical desk is not a table. Print unprinted. Do not print a report. No new NCHS PDF is in Saturday's statistical copy. This edition will not invent a table to fill a quiet Saturday.

Saturday recap that treats vital stats as released is a feed, not a table.
Print unprinted. Saturday is not an NCHS release.
Unprinted NCHS remains unprinted on this desk.
Saturday is not a released table.
The binder still does not print on this Saturday health desk.

Unprinted remains the only honest binder word.
A quiet NCHS is not a release.
-- NORA WHITFIELD, Chicago