Uganda's Ebola-Free Declaration Rests on Documented Importation
Wires frame relief and milestone; Ugandan X replies split between celebration and donor-money suspicion, and the 42-day clock ran from a discharge, not the last case.
Nora Whitfield
Bureau: Chicago
Michigan Cyclospora Count Reaches 9,680 as CDC Ledger Lags
Local TV reads one rising number; the real story is two ledgers with incompatible definitions on different clocks, and the hospitalization update is post-cutoff.
UN Climate Chief Declares Alarm "Blaring From Every Direction"
MSM treats UN climate statements as wallpaper while skeptics read advocacy — but Stiell's statement borrows its hectare and fire counts from monitoring systems that are not his.
Pemvidutide's Full Numbers Show a 1.45-Day Advantage Over Placebo
Fierce calls the readout unequivocal while addiction medicine counts ~100 patients and 20% discontinuation; a mid-stage sponsor result is not treatment advice.
Senators Press RFK Over FoodNet Cuts as Cyclospora Spreads
The outbreak count is the story MSM counts and the capacity to count it is the story senators raised; a shrinking surveillance system is the gap.