On Friday afternoon President Trump told reporters he did not want a ceasefire with Iran. "You don't do a ceasefire when you're literally obliterating the other side," he said. [1]

Ninety minutes later, at 5:13 PM ET -- thirteen minutes after futures markets closed for the weekend -- he posted on Truth Social that the US was "getting very close to meeting our objectives as we consider winding down our great Military efforts in the Middle East." [2]

Futures jumped roughly 50 points on the post. By Sunday evening the rally will meet reality: the Pentagon confirmed Friday that up to 2,500 additional Marines are deploying to the region, the second such deployment in a week. [3] The Strait of Hormuz remains effectively closed. Oil is above $90.

This is now the pattern. Presidential social media posts move markets in directions that the underlying policy does not support. Trump's post also declared that other nations should police the Strait -- a statement that drew immediate skepticism from NATO allies already refusing to participate. [2]

The market is not pricing fundamentals. It is pricing vibes from a Truth Social account with a history of saying the thing that makes the number go up on a Friday night.

-- AMARA OKONKWO, Lagos