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Scary Movie's $30M Budget Beats Amazon MGM's $200M Masters

Scary Movie opened to $55 million domestically on a $30 million budget, securing the franchise's best opening weekend and beating Amazon MGM's Masters of the Universe by nearly double [1]. The Wayans brothers' return to the franchise they created — after being forced out by the Weinsteins in the early 2000s — delivered $105.5 million globally from 53 markets.

Masters of the Universe, starring Nicholas Galitzine as He-Man, debuted at $29.3 million domestically on a production budget approaching $200 million [1]. The 66% male audience skewed older — nearly 40% over 45 — meaning the opening was driven by nostalgic fans of the 1980s toy line rather than a broad theatrical audience.

The budget-to-audience ratio tells the story. Miramax financed Scary Movie for $30 million. Amazon MGM spent nearly seven times that amount on Masters of the Universe. The cheaper film won the weekend by $25.7 million [1].

For Paramount, the economics are straightforward: Scary Movie is profitable before its second weekend. For Amazon MGM, the question is whether Masters of the Universe can hold through the summer to justify its price tag. The studio's domestic distribution chief, Kevin Wilson, called the opening "the kind of critical first moment that validates our holistic distribution strategy" [1].

The strategy will need to deliver. Theater owners keep roughly 50% of ticket sales. Masters of the Universe needs substantial staying power — or a streaming afterlife — to break even.

-- CAMILLE BEAUMONT, Los Angeles

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[1] https://variety.com/2026/film/box-office/box-office-scary-movie-franchise-best-opening-masters-of-the-universe-flops-1236765638/
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[2] The FCC is gearing up to launch a formal review of the broadcast licenses. https://x.com/Variety/status/2049156079112827086

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