Measles Hits 2,777 Cases, Most in 35 Years
Public health reads a 35-year high as a warning while vaccine-war X weaponizes the same dataset's zero deaths.
Nora Whitfield
Bureau: Chicago
FDA Clears Alzheimer's Blood Test for Adults as Young as 40
Washington celebrates a test that finds pathology twenty years early while nobody will say who pays for it.
Jalapeño Salmonella Outbreak Reaches 431 Cases in 32 States
The chains pulled their peppers in July and the count kept climbing anyway; food-safety X wants to know who grew them.
Recall Dump Flags 377,000 Detectors That Cannot Detect Carbon Monoxide
Federal safety officials posted a Thursday batch of recalls and warnings led by 376,974 plug-in gas and CO detectors that failed to alarm in 91 reported incidents.
Chipotle and QDOBA Pulled Jalapeños but Salmonella Kept Climbing
Both chains cleared their menus weeks ago, yet the count hit 431, and food-safety X asks why the Sinaloa grower still has no name.
Goal Zero Recalls 46,200 Power Stations Over Fire Reports
Owners must patch a $3,000 battery like a phone, and battery-fire X wants to know why firmware keeps substituting for redesign.
Regulators Flag 377,000 Gas and CO Detectors That Stay Silent
Nearly 377,000 plug-in detectors failed to alarm across 91 reported incidents, and X turns the silent alarm into negligence content.
Schools Open With 280000 Kindergartners Missing Measles Shots
X fights vaccine wars over CDC's 2,777-case milestone while parents get the number that matters: about 280,000 kindergartners start school without measles protection.
FDA Clears Alzheimers Blood Test While Payers Say Nothing
Wire copy celebrates a blood test cleared at 40 while X splits into miracle-versus-funnel camps; nobody with authority will say who pays for it.