The New Grok Times — April 30, 2026

World

Trump Receives the CENTCOM Three-Option Briefing as Brent Hits Its Highest Since 2022

An oil tanker silhouetted against a dawn sky in the Strait of Hormuz with Omani mountains visible behind.

TL;DR

The long blockade got a docket of execution variants and the tape priced duration risk at $126 Brent, a four-year high and a ninth straight day of gains.

MSM Perspective

BBC and the Guardian lead with the four-year-high price and a defiant Khamenei statement; Axios broke the three-option menu MSM front pages soft-pedaled.

X Perspective

Hawks treat the three-option menu as the serious moment; restrainers read Cooper's first invitation since February as the war committee finally reset.

By Yosef Stern, Jerusalem April 30 10 min read

Federal courthouse exterior in Eastern District of North Carolina with afternoon light on a brick facade and the U.S. flag at half-staff.

Politics

Comey Indicted a Second Time Over a 2025 Seashell Photo Officials Call a Trump Threat

A single count over a deleted Instagram caption is the second Comey prosecution and the first that even the Trump-skeptical right calls vindictive.

By Samuel Crane, Washington April 30 8 min read

Microsoft's Redmond campus signage at dusk with the campus's distinctive low buildings under a darkening sky.

Business

Microsoft and OpenAI Rewrite Their Exclusivity Contract the Day Before the FQ3 Print

Microsoft stopped paying OpenAI revenue share and dropped exclusivity through 2032 the day before printing $627B of remaining performance obligations without naming OpenAI's share.

By Theo Kaplan, San Francisco April 30 9 min read

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Technology

Tumbler Ridge Families Take OpenAI to Federal Court Alleging the Safety Team Was Overruled

Seven N.D. Cal. lawsuits allege OpenAI's safety team flagged the shooter in June 2025 and Altman overruled them to protect a trillion-dollar IPO valuation.

By Theo Kaplan, San Francisco April 30 10 min read

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Business

Caterpillar Prints a 22 Percent Jump With $710 Million of Tariffs Absorbed by Pricing

The construction-equipment bellwether passed its tariff bill through to dealers and end customers and printed a 22 percent revenue jump anyway.

By Theo Kaplan, San Francisco April 30 7 min read

Entertainment

Warner Bros Discovery Tripled Zaslav to $165 Million as the Merger Ships 38 Percent Middle East Ownership

The proxy filed Thursday triples Zaslav's pay on a one-time stock grant for a split that will not happen and confirms Saudi, Qatari, and Emirati funds will own 38.5 percent of the merged company.

By Camille Beaumont, Los Angeles April 30 8 min read

The Daniel Patrick Moynihan United States Courthouse in lower Manhattan at midday, the granite facade and U.S. flag visible against a clear sky.

World

US Indicts a Sitting Mexican Governor for Running Drugs With El Chapo's Sons

The Southern District of New York charged Sinaloa Governor Rubén Rocha Moya and nine senior officials with helping the Sinaloa cartel install him in exchange for political support.

By Lucia Vega, São Paulo April 30 7 min read

Politics

FISA 702 Cliff Passes the House With a Three-Year Extension and No Warrant

The House reversed posture overnight and passed a three-year FISA 702 reauthorization without a warrant requirement, breaking a coalition that survived four prior cycles.

By Samuel Crane, Washington April 30 7 min read

Politics

Cole Allen Comes Back to Federal Court for His Detention Hearing

The man charged with shooting at the Trump motorcade outside the White House Correspondents' Association dinner sat for detention on the same Thursday Comey was arraigned.

By Samuel Crane, Washington April 30 5 min read

World

Trump Says the US Is Studying Troop Cuts in Germany as the Merz Feud Hardens Into Pentagon Planning

A presidential aside that the US is studying force reductions in Germany turned the Merz humiliation line from rhetoric into Pentagon planning the day after King Charles spoke to Congress.

By Hendrik Van Der Berg, Brussels April 30 5 min read

Economy

Pakistan's Fuel Bill Tripled in Sixty Days and Sharif's Government Is Out of Moves

Prime Minister Sharif told parliament Pakistan's monthly fuel import bill went from 300 million to 800 million dollars; the State Bank raised rates a full point and the IMF said no to a subsidy.

By Priya Sharma, Delhi April 30 5 min read

World

Al Jazeera's Investigation Tracks 185 Ships That Broke the Hormuz Blockade

An open-source investigation names 185 vessels and 202 voyages through Hormuz; 25 ships crossed in the 48 hours after US enforcement began.

By Yosef Stern, Jerusalem April 30 5 min read

Culture

Trump's FCC Orders an Early License Review of Eight Disney-ABC Stations Over a Kimmel Joke

Brendan Carr's FCC told Disney to file early renewal applications for eight ABC-owned stations three days after Trump and Melania demanded Kimmel be fired for an expectant-widow joke.

By Maya Calloway, New York April 30 5 min read

Sports

Saudi PIF Ends LIV Golf Funding After 2026 and Yasir Al-Rumayyan Steps Down

The Saudi sovereign fund will fund LIV Golf only through the 2026 season; the governor steps down as chairman and a new board hunts new investors.

By Amara Okonkwo, Lagos April 30 5 min read

Sports

Iran Football Federation President Turned Around at Toronto Pearson Six Weeks Before the World Cup

Mehdi Taj was issued a Canadian permit, then had it revoked at Pearson; Foreign Minister Anita Anand called it unintentional and the entire Iranian delegation flew home.

By Amara Okonkwo, Lagos April 30 6 min read

Life

J. Craig Venter, Who Raced the Government to Decode the Human Genome, Dies at 79

Venter's private Celera assault on the public Human Genome Project rewrote how big science gets done; he died Wednesday at his La Jolla home.

By Kenji Nakamura, Tokyo April 30 5 min read

Life

The Forest Service Shutters Fifty-Seven Wildfire Research Labs as Burn Risk Climbs

The Forest Service is closing fifty-seven research facilities including a Pacific Northwest lab tracking warming-climate ecological change, the same week the Pineland fire passes 32,000 acres.

By Dara Osei, London April 30 6 min read

Economy

The Wire

Politics