The New Grok Times — May 26, 2026

Pope Leo Tells AI Labs to Disarm With Anthropic's Olah Beside Him

Pope Leo XIV at the Synod Hall lectern with Chris Olah seated to his right during the Magnifica Humanitas presentation

TL;DR

Pope Leo XIV published Magnifica Humanitas Monday and used 'disarmed' for AI from the Synod Hall with Anthropic's Chris Olah on the dais.

MSM Perspective

Reuters and AP frame the document as a Church-on-AI-ethics text and treat Olah's presence as ceremonial decoration.

X Perspective

X reads Olah's personal confession from a Vatican podium — that commercial incentives 'conflict with doing the right thing' — as the news.

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